Woot Squared

That was a joke among us nerds in high school. because you see, (woot)(woot) = woot^2 ...ahh nevermind. You want me to just get to the good stuff. Well, so far it looks like I'm going to be eating a lot of giraffes, because I promised people that if they didn't watch my newest video, I would have to eat a giraffes. Well, 464 people could potentially read that promise, and my view count is only 38. So I now must eat 426 giraffes. I love animal crackers, but that's a lot.... Hey, maybe you could help me, internet. You can watch it for me! It's a song I wrote called All Things Through Christ. I promise you'll enjoy it. And I make good on my promises. I already ate about 6 giraffes (this takes time, ok? giraffes are big). Anyway, yeah, you should watch it. Here it is. But, if you click the video and go to Youtube to watch it, you can see it in high def (1080p), AND you can click that fancy little like button, and save some elephants as well. So yeah. Listen to this song. I dare you.

Did you like it? I hope you did! I really like that song. It was fun to write, and I get a lot from the message of it. Philippians 4:13 has been my life verse for quite some time. Not to be confused with my favorite verse, which is Leviticus 13:41, which in the KJV says "And he that hath his hair fallen off from the part of his head toward his face, he is forehead bald: yet is he clean." Well, that's all for now.

But Wait! Before I go. I just want you to know that if it weren't for you, my music career would be nonexistent. I write songs to deliver these messages to you, after all. So thank you for all your support, internet. Now go tell the world how much each and every one of you means to me!

Unless you're determined never going listen to anything I write. In which case, get off my blog.

Bye everyone else! Look for another song in two weeks!  =D

Up and running

So it's kinda been four evers (how long an ever is...I'm not sure) since I put anything up. I was busy moving into my new room, and building my new computer. Yes, that's right. Now I actually CAN make videos. My laptop was on its last leg. So this desktop will do me while I'm home. I'll have to decide what to do for a computer at school though. But yeah, now I can do everything i want with audio and video. Hopefully in a week or two, I'll have another video up. This time of a song I wrote. You can see what I did this time though. This blog will be short. Just wanted to tell everyone That I sound amazing. Just kidding ;)

Enjoy. If you click the little "youtube" logo in the bottom right, you can watch it bigger on Youtube. Watch it a million times. Or just once. I don't care, as long as you watch it. I just got a new computer, so this is my most expensive video. Watching it is the least you can do =P

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So Raquel is sick. She's in a coma. Poor Raquel. She'll get her coma fixed on Thursday. The starter that we had  replaced two years ago had a lifetime warranty, so now all we have to pay is labor costs. (Don't worry, Raquel is my car, in case you did't know)

So I'm taking a Revelation video class this summer. The same one that Mullenix teaches. Soon, I get to hear all about his cat! Yay!

I've spent the last few days moving into my new room, which is my old room, but my sister decided she can't stay in any one room, and keeps moving. And in the process, I got a new bed frame that wasn't broken! Woohoo! Now all I need is a new computer that can consistently handle working on music and videos.

I keep getting those emergency updates from NWFSC about their power outages. I wish I could turn them off, cuz I don't go there, so it doesn't matter...but I can't remember my login. Which reminds me! Story time! *all the kids cheer and gather around*
 ever after.
*Ahem* One upon a time, I had an AIM account. It's scary, I know! But that's not the worst part! I never used it, you see, because all my contacts had Yahoo Messenger anyway. One day, I met a friend at camp who wanted to chat on AIM, and requested me. But woe is me! Suddenly there appeared a huge fire-breathing dragon threatening to eat the fair mai--oh, sorry, I forgot which story I was telling. Anyway, I tried to log in, but I forgot my password. No big deal: all I have to do is have it emailed to me, right? So i request to have it sent to me. Then I look, and it says "Your password has been sent to soccer4wrd2004@aol.com. Yeah, they sent my AOL password to my AOL email account. Obviously, I haven't been able to log in since. And the dragon lived happily ever after. (Wait...what? I think this book was published by PETA or something.)

Ummm...I'm done typing. Bye!

Skills

I can't believe how amazing I am at forgetting that I have a blog that I'm supposed to update.

Newsflash: I am not dead.

What would you like me to talk about? I have a cornucopia of subjects. (Yay! Vocabulary point!) I could talk about the plethora (ooh that's two! I'm a winner!) of homework assignments I'm currently blowing off. But I don't want to do that. I could talk about the fact that school is almost over. That one makes me happy. Let's try that. Yeah, so less than two weeks, and I'll be a senior. Crazy. And I don't mean just kinda weird....I mean like insane...as in astonishing, unbelievable, incredible, boss, heavy maaaan. (Someone else can count up any vocabulary points from here on out, cuz I'm done.) It's all I can do to wonder where the heck those last several years went. But that's all I have to say about that.

I love watching ghost-hunting shows. Any random noise always warrants a sound amplification played 50 times, and you still can't actually make out anything, even AFTER they tell you what the ghost told them. And what i find even funnier is that the person that died might have been a German from the 15th century or something, and whatever they say sounds exactly like "Get out of here before I eat your soul." ...According to the ghost hunters. All I ever hear is ****static****pop**static****.

So I know I promised a video, and I know i promised it a long time ago, and I know I haven't posted one. Please don't hate me. I ran out of time. Don't you realize how busy I get being an engineering major with a math and piano double minor? I mean, I guess I should have considered that when I signed up for it. And I probably should have anticipated the school making it more difficult any way they can. Next semester is gonna be biiii-Z. Emags...Electronics...Linear Systems...choral conducting (wait what?) and others. This past semester has been busy enough, between the major, the minor, and work. I won't be able to work next semester...which doesn't bum me out too bad...workin in the distribution center can get incredibly monotonous after all.

Let's see...one more topic. You pick what it is. Animals? Ok....but remember...you did ask for it....This might seem random, but I want a pet hedgehog. I've wanted one since I was eight. Chances are, very few (like maybe one) people reading this blog knew that about me. But I want one. I can't get one now though, cuz I can't have it at school, and while I'm at home, I'm pretty sure the dog would eat it. She caught ate a bird the other day. I'm proud of her. My parents aren't as proud of her because she brought it in the house. My sister isn't as proud of her, because she firmly believes that when the dog gets a taste of blood, she'll turn into a vampire dog and want to eat us or something. Teenage girls say the darnedest things.....

Oh well, I'm going to quit typing now. Well, not yet. A few actual news bits. PCC is now officially seeking accreditation, if anyone reading this wasn't already aware. So that's pretty awesome. Speaking of them, they've changed the name of their handbook to the Pathway. Sounds like PCC is becoming its own religion, with the Pathway as its holy book or something....But whatever, just speculation based on name choices.
Anyway, NOW I'm going to quit typing in 3...2...1...

Oh Yeah! I have a blog!

I almost forgot! Well i did forget. i haven't posted a single thing this entire break. But that all changes today! I haven't written any new songs, and I'm not putting any of my songs online in the near future (meaning next week or two), but I am planning to do a cover of a song and put it up soon. I'm having a bit of difficulty with the video portion...but if I can manage to get it to work, my drummerist, Captain Rafael, will make his encore appearance! I think he got a bit camera shy because not very many people saw him last time, and I promised him the whole world would see him....since the whole world didn't, he thinks he must be a bad drummer, so he doesn't want to "appear before the world" again. Maybe I can trick him into complying. I can tell him my camera is a fancy-looking sandwich. I think it'll work. I can convince him of anything, partially because his head is just a hollow piece of plastic. That wasn't an insult, by the way. He would rather be that than a hollow piece of felt. His words, not mine.

So let's see, what can I write about? Well, I got back into reading Ted Dekker, which is something that's hard to do at school because the school library doesn't carry this genius Christian fiction author. (HINT HINT! Pensacola Christian College, please Google your name, read this post, and find some Ted Dekker books to carry. The Lost Books series would be good, since I haven't finished those.)

Only one night left of the revival services at Faith (1309 Valparaiso Blvd, Niceville, FL.....just thought I'd throw that in there). Tonight at 7. It's been a great revival so far. At least four people have gotten saved, several have rededicated their lives to Christ, and countless decisions have been made. Tonight should be really good. I'm excited.

Oh! I have to show you this! It's one of the coolest things anyone has ever given me!





Just a Gir keychain thing? Oh that's not so special. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Call today and you get not one, but zero of these! Because it's all mine! Check out what's insi-i-i-i-i-i-ide him!

Yes, you have to decapitate him, but there's a 1GB thumb drive inside his head! Tell me if that's not just the coolest thing in the world! And I will slap you for lying to me! Just kidding.

Ok, that's about it. By the way, this is post number 42. That, you all know, is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. I'm not saying my blog posts are all that, but you know, if you add 2 and 2, you get 4, and then if you stick one of those 2's on the end, you get 42, and we just covered what THAT means! 

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